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Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 7:17pm - work - by lover21 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain"

Who the fuck pees in a tanning salon? wtf

#3 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:19am by redroses5

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Oh my god you're joking!

I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity!

Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"

#5 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:22am by amelinat

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