Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
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Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, while taking to-go orders at my restaurant, a customer called saying he wanted his food well done. He even said, “Burn it to a crisp.” Which is what I told the kitchen. When he came to pick it up, he opened his food, inspected it and screamed, “Not this burned, you damn retard!” and threw it at me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML
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Shadow_Phantom 26
Wow... what an ass. FYL.
im_bored_tired 12
as kelso would yell... " BURN!!!!!"
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Shadow_Phantom 26
Wow... what an ass. FYL.
JayBear14 11
That is definetly a situation you could sue or even call the police for. He was completely out of line. Fyl.
Aim4thebullseye 4
Get a tea-cosy and put it on your head, it'll help
mynameis1339 0
I know man, I don't understand why people like there coffee to be extremely hot! I prefer my coffee warm
VeroAnne 11
Thats when you make him a hotter cup of coffee like he asked, and then accidentally 'slip' on the wet floor from the coffee he just poured onto you, and get it all over the bastard.
juicedboi 7
And that's when you shatter the cup on his face.
Jvr91 8
Throw the coffee pot at him
atthegates 0
People like that really make the world seem like a terrible place.
UsernameIsUsed 9
Sounds like a minimum wage job. The kind where you could clock out and beat the ever loving shit out of a customer...
thingfish 0
Rape him.
bubbywaldo 0
What a bastard!
soccergurl95 8
That's when you make him an even hotter cup, throw at him, then yell "IS IT HOT ENOUGH NOW BITCH?!"
itsbritneybixchh 0
Hahha 4 is a total win! (:
MagicGiraffe 12
Ragequit.
SCREAM4meeee 0
have him arrested for assault.
ReptarSwag 4
what a dick
Bakayarou_fml 0
You apologise. You go make him a fresh one. You throw the boiling coffee in his face. Dicks deserve at least that.
ReptarSwag 4
I microwave babies.
Itsalltoomuch 0
You should of threw really hot coffee back at him. What a jerk
KrazyLove56 4
but then he or she would get fired
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
I'm not a grammar nazi but: You should have thrown* Sorry dude
Prolusive 5
Should have accidentally** thrown really hot coffee...
cameron194 9
55, it would have been way worth it to see the look on the guys face lmao
Shadow_Phantom 26
@5: That's hilarious in theory, but then they'd probably both get arrested.
kleider1 9
Not if she uses "self defense after being assaulted with a burning liquid"
maskedman 9
It's not self defense if he stopped attacking her. It's just revenge.
cameron194 9
if op doesn't chage the offender than he/she probably won't chrage op
a_nutritionist 10
it only works in theory. in reality youd be in shock, or extreme pain, not really thinking about getting back at the person so much as escaping the burning feeling all over your face. by the time you regained your composure long enough to want to beat several shades of shit out of the asshole, theyd be gone. all you can hope for is that someone nearby/coworker prevented them leaving and called the police.
drzhottie148 0
That seems hot....no? okay
Skeleton_fml 1
Sounds hot...
im_bored_tired 12
as kelso would yell... " BURN!!!!!"
batman4eva3113 0
AH!!! I LUV U!!!
dudeitsdanny 9
Wow, what an ass... Worst part is that there's probably nothing you can do. Some people are just ******* assholes.
Pixelatedpotato 28
No, that's assault and very illegal, though he might use some excuse like "uh I tripped" and somehow get away with it.
ghostychi 9
Oh man. What an ass. I hope he gets what's coming to him. No matter how bad a service is, it doesn't give a customer carte blanche to assault an employee.