Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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Morokea 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:44

A rock shall be your new best friend.

canucksrule88 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:46

damn some divine power must hate you

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Morokea 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:44

A rock shall be your new best friend.

Labamba 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:14

True...

kmfyr 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:34

...in more ways than one.

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 6:54

nice job smarty pants!

mduffy08 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 16:51

Op whips out his iPhone and posts this on FML.

canucksrule88 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:46

damn some divine power must hate you

PlasmaWafflez 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:47

hahahahahaha dude that sucks ass

michellyy__ 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:47

Awww

Mx_Rider 6

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:50

some bull shit happened to me one day last year even though the lady in the front knew me she wouldnt let me go through

Syn_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:51

There are so many ways YDI that I don't even know where to begin.

RataBlanca 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:29

My exact thought. One YDI isn't enough.

604 11

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:56

bahahaha

Hydra_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:57

Catch-22 in action.

peoc 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:57

yet you managed to find a pc and comment. PS yes i KNOW 'today' doesnt nessesarily mean today, im just wondering :S

NatashaLynn 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:36

Maybe they used their phone dumbshit.

kristidgranger 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:58

pop-a-lock!

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