Have a nice trip!

By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
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Same thing different taste

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skinny_love 0

A "trans-Atlantic flight overseas?" YDI for being redundant.

A trans-Atlantic flight overseas. Is there any other kind?

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TheBigGamer 0

did they shit themselves or something?

He farted. Dumbass. Do you need someone to hold your hand and explain everything?

tyhillman 0

Yeah, and that's the amount of time elapsed out of TWELVE hours. 12 - 1 = 11. Eleven hours is a good while to gag on someone's gas fumes.

Did you not read the FML? It's a 12 hour flight. That as just in the first hour. Intoxicunt, for some reason that made me laugh. Thank you. (:

tyhillman 0

Oops my bed fellas haha I guess I had a brain fart.

Today, I was on a 12 hour trans-Atlantic flight overseas. The guy beside me asked the flight attendant where this rancid smell was coming from. I started laughing and told him "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour 1 of the flight. MLIA

urface132 0
skinny_love 0

A "trans-Atlantic flight overseas?" YDI for being redundant.

BoredReader88 5

What? He didn't bring enough rotten, contaminated, vomit- and diarrhea-inducing slop to share some with you? What a pig! The belch that comes from digesting rotten beef smells like the gates of Hell -- or parts of New Jersey.

This was lovely to read after eating. 'Scuse me while I go throw up.

the_stereotype 0

haha, and then whoever was sitting next to the bathroom would have to smell THAT for the rest of the flight. but hey, at least there wasn't a baby with a possible ear infection. they'll smell AND then they'll scream and cry about it for the rest of the flight.

Move to a different spot. Or just deal with it, but I would do the first one, cause if that was me I would not be able to sit thru a flight with 11 MORE hours.

Jincos 0
the_stereotype 0

you can't just switch seats on an overseas flight.