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Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

#20071617
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I agree, your life sucks (26418) - you deserved it (2176)

On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

#8067706
82 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by spanishgirl101 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

#13593951
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26415) - you deserved it (1989)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
140 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

#14267759
75 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

#20183959
90 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm - work - by bitch i'm a gerontophile (man) - Taiwan

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

#343
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26411) - you deserved it (17011)

On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (4702)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML

#13147361
186 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Laura - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

#6719258
21 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 4:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

#19720849
82 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

#20007763
122 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blackfell - United States

Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML

#6367435
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (5154)

On 11/19/2009 at 11:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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