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Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

#13810188
98 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

#14218865
102 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21431826
76 comments

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On 06/25/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by sweetsixteenyay - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

#18504719
83 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm - work - by thathottchickk - United States (Washington)

Today, the phone lines at work have been cutting out in the middle of calls. I'm a receptionist at an animal hospital. I now have less than two minutes to figure out what's wrong with a client's pet and how best to schedule them before I become "That rude bitch who hung up on me." FML

#21419304
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25215) - you deserved it (1802)

On 06/01/2015 at 6:46pm - work - by thankyouforcalling (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25213) - you deserved it (1363)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

#14896
14 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found myself crying in the bathroom because I started to feel lonely and depressed. My mother came into the bathroom, hearing me cry and gave me an hour long speech about what a beautiful human being I am... And to not forget to lose weight. FML

#13511696
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25208) - you deserved it (5000)

On 10/19/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25208) - you deserved it (7032)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

#20521895
80 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by burning balls of fuck this - United States (Virginia)

Today, I offered "Girls Gone Wild" as an example of bad TV in my lecture thinking it was a reality TV show. It's porn. FML

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

#21388731
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25208) - you deserved it (4666)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm - health - by TheRunaway21 (woman) - United States



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