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Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML

#21485551
52 comments

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On 10/28/2015 at 6:16pm - money - by broke4life -

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

#21484898
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On 10/27/2015 at 1:49am - money - by SwingingChili -

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

#21483805
66 comments

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On 10/24/2015 at 2:04pm - money - by IamHM (woman) - United States

Today, I picked up my car after I got it painted. As I backed up in the parking lot, my car scraped against a pillar. Now I have to put it right back in the shop. FML

#21483428
53 comments

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On 10/23/2015 at 2:08pm - money - by Jared (man) - United States

Today, I got mugged for my phone. I stupidly offered to give the guy my money if he'd let me keep my phone. He took both. FML

#21483322
46 comments

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On 10/23/2015 at 7:08am - money - by Muina (woman) - Morocco (Meknes-Tafilalet)

Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML

#21482161
47 comments

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On 10/20/2015 at 10:40am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was at K-Mart and saw an exact copy of my engagement ring for twenty bucks. The same one that had supposedly been in my fiancé's family for generations, and worth thousands. FML

#21481447
145 comments

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On 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML

#21481187
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (1525)

On 10/17/2015 at 5:32pm - money - by NeedToBeMessier - United States (Vermont)

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

#21475747
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (2022)

On 10/03/2015 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

#21473956
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10717) - you deserved it (32000)

On 09/28/2015 at 10:01pm - money - by GabyLeann - United States

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

#21472001
80 comments

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On 09/23/2015 at 9:21pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend cooked us a romantic dinner using the oven. The oven he recently hid $3,000 in for safekeeping. We essentially just spent thousands of dollars on a casserole. FML

Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML

#21469924
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22793) - you deserved it (5181)

On 09/18/2015 at 3:51pm - money - by Anownimous (man) - United States (California)



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