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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42352) - you deserved it (4578)

On 11/03/2009 at 6:02am - money - by I_Lossed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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So go to the pawn shop, get it back & give it to someone who cares enough to keep it.

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:40am by IdolChatter

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Run. My first wife pulled something like this just before she got pregnant (on purpose). I went into the marriage with no debt and money in the back and filed a joint bankrupcy for $200,000 about two years later. It is obvious she cannot handle her business and $1500 is a small price to pay to find this out.

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:48am by sammy_little

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