Transportation: Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus:...

By titov - 10/01/2009 14:41 - France

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

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Trash

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By Ali - 07/07/2012 20:23 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By Cheech - 29/06/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML

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Foolish

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 05:59

Today, I watched as a bin man picked up and threw into his truck the bag I foolishly left a few metres from a public bin before I got on the train. That bag contained every document that proves my identity for my new job, my driver's licence, birth certificate, passport, oh and my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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How? Why?

By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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scenellamas 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:47

I don't get it...

gs_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:58

did u throw ur cigarettes, mobile phone, and newspaper where the trash was supposed to go??

Comments

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

hahaha nice one!

hahakare 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:20

Hahahah!

leye 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:26

Get new stuff...+_+...simple as that...

PurpleLlamas 0

Friday 16 July 2010 5:30

4 she had a ******* phone you retard. read the fml thoroughly before commenting you fucktard

SCHDRK69 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:19

thats happened to me before, but I have actually put the trash in my car.. thats even funnier!

mariahrawks 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 5:21

no it's not cos people can't see that. :D

gs_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:58

did u throw ur cigarettes, mobile phone, and newspaper where the trash was supposed to go??

kathira120 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:47

Yeah, #6, I agree--I'm confused! hahaha

BlueJeans2626 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:02

I'm confused too :s

irockmonkeysocks 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:24

Dude, that sucks. Talk about "Down in the dumps".

GwarKitty 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 3:17

....no.

scenellamas 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:47

I don't get it...

mellajella 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 18:09

I think OP left his house with the trash can intending to empty it but instead got in his car and put the trash can in his lap and left with it.

mellajella 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 18:30

I mean bus

MissNat_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:39

oh god lmao

imcannedfruit 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 6:42

Ahahahahaha! That is so me.

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