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Today, my step-mother threw a surprise party on my acceptance to college. People kept telling me how delightfully shocked and happy they are for me. "UPenn" was written everywhere, when I really got into Penn State. Everyone thinks I'm going to an Ivy League. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53085) - you deserved it (4764)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by LindsayK (woman) - United States (California)

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LIVE THE LIE!

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:03am by mkb

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At least you weren't the kid who got into UPenn and then had everyone hold him a Penn State party.

#12 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:19am by firesail

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