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Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19432) - you deserved it (16378)

On 02/28/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Ben - United States (Wisconsin)

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this is a huge ydi. don't drive drunk idiot

#1 - On 03/01/2010 at 3:38am by blobzorz

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YDI for driving while intoxicated. You are a bastard and a murderer. I hate people like you. I will never have any sympathy for a person who drives drunk. I don't care what sort of shit you got into. You could have killed somebody. Go f*cking die.

#4 - On 03/01/2010 at 3:42am by snickerdoodles

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