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Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML


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On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by notaprossie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.

#6 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:11am by pjfromok

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pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big fucking deal. not a FML or a YDI.

#8 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:12am by jillian_xx

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