By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML
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pjfromok 0

Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.

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jillian_xx 0

pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.

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jonny2x4 0

YDI for slutting it up. BTW, are you hot?

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

So... first you insult the OP, then you want to know if they're hot. Nice plan Einstein 

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Sinisin2010 0

Well actually girls do dig the jerks, take a poll on FML...guaranteed the jerkoff wins hahaha

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g3rusz 6

LOL @ the comments :) BTW at least they told you that you dress slutty in an unoffensive way.

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noPENGSinALASKA 0

I agree. #2 is first in my book ;)

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blastvortex 3

Well, there's probably a reason for that, OP. This ain't an FML; it just might be a YDI though. Try again.

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fiicere 5

You do realize that they probably printed those vouchers in advance and just handed them to everyone who walked through the door, right?

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ashleymcgahey 0

Maybe that will teach you a lesson?

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CallMeHush 0

Hey Eileen, that peg leg is finally starting to pay off, Good for you!

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razz122 5

You shouldn't where your eyepatch everywhere theb

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FMLFML123123 0

this is pretty legit though you get a free drink. but I'm sure they hand them out to like all the girls because some people would think they were dressing realy slutty but might not be. I mean unless your wearing a ******* turtle neck you get one

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Jamais203_fml 1

"The theme was pirates and prostitutes" Silly Africans.

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CallMeHush 0

ThatTIehat is without a doubt going to be one themes for a party here this summer!

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CallMeHush 0

WTF? Ignore the retarded typing, my touch is not working with me today.

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perdix 29

You're right, it IS stupid! Pirates don't pay! Maybe you'll get some delusional office drone who thinks he's a pirate attempt to pay some drunken **** in "dubloons" which are nothing but bottle caps. Pirates aren't real big on honoring contracts whether real or implied. ;)

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