Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and...

By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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Halloween is cancelled

By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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Fruity party

By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML

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By P Rogers Nelson - 12/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 07:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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pjfromok 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:11

Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.

jillian_xx 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:12

pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.

Comments

Jenmaree 9

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:42

YDI for dressing like a *****

naana1 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:01

r u a boy or girl and were u a pirate or prostitute

wkm1517 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:05

that's not a good one

PottentialFML 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:14

Butt pirate

frostie 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:15

If they mistake your clothes as sulty then its time to rethink your fashion sense and maybe buy something thats not short and tight. People usually judge you on the clothes you wear(same for guys as well, if i see a dude that wears extremely extremely baggy clothes i think hes extremely ghettoish).

daneeyoll 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:23

yarrrrrrr boobs

offtheheezy 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:23

@157: So true.

begeru 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:19

You know maybe they just give those vouchers to everyone? Also why would you go a dress up party and not dress up?

wordgirl 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:32

YDI for your normal wardrobe resembling a pirate's. No? Wait...Oh! I see. Well, OP, see, it's like this: Those kinds of outfits are for Halloween *only*. :p