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Today, I steppd out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncer arrivd and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have looool a beard. FML


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On 12/10/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by BabyBeardy - Australia (New South Wales)

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you could have shown them ID?

#3 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:42pm by tttron

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It would've been better if it read: ''...the legal drinking age is 18. I have a beard. I'm also a woman. FML"

#10 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:52pm by browni_e

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