Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML

by ellie / 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

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  • mother probably was just mad cause her best friend probably screwed her boyfriend at prom night

    #28 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:41am by Icutu7

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  • Ye of little faith

    #3 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:33pm by mich23

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