Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheelchair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheelchair. FML
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today my dad asked if he could walk me down the aisle at my wedding. I was just too speechless to respond. He asked me on my doorstep, at 2 a.m., which was also our first ever meeting since he abandoned my mom when she was 5 months pregnant with me, and just disappeared for 28 years. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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Icutu7 0
mother probably was just mad cause her best friend probably screwed her boyfriend at prom night
mich23 10
Ye of little faith
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Comments (46)
ladiesman14 0
mother knows best especially when your ugly and fat with more body hair than a man.
thefaded 0
Where is there a boardwalk in Arizona? I've lived in the phoenix area all my life and have traveled all over the state, yet I have never come across such a wonder.
awkwardlyhonest 0
just because she lives in arizona doesn't mean she was in arizona when it happened..
npk88 0
I was going to ask the same thing...that is the most noticeable thing to me in this rather boring post. lol. I guess its true that they could have been in another state when it happened; but still seems strange!
Silentknight 0
if the guy is clearly homeless and in no position to buy an expensive car, then I'd say she's obviously joking.
jonny2x4 0
Nothing to see here folks. It was just a joke.
Erniesduck123 0
Lighten the eff up.
RoxyRaccoon 4
I'll buy you a Chevrolet, just gimme some of your love...
lifeinhd 3
That's a terrible offer. If you're going to get a German car out of the deal, settle for no less than an Audi!
cooperisacat 0
Relax, it was probably a joke. F your sense of humor!
bman16 0
wow your moms a bitch, no offense
FerrariCake 2
There's a boardwalk in Arizona? Where?