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Today, I found out that driving five miles an hour under the posted speed limit is "suspicious" and cause for a field sobriety test, breathalyzer, having your car searched and being handcuffed on the side of the road. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Sounds like the cop doesn't know the law very well (surprise surprise). Any evidence would have been tossed...he's a moron.

#3 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:02pm by rabidhatter

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@#2: What? There are plenty of reasons to be driving under the speed limit:
- it's dark
- bad weather
- you are unfamiliar with the territory/trying to find a place you've never been
- you don't know the speed limit
- you're car is impaired

#7 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:07pm by nickmcclendon

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