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Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34018) - you deserved it (13764)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

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Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

#4 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:34pm by kmfyr

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She meant when are you due for a heart attack.

Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.

#14 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:39pm by perdix

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