Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

by fmlifetime / 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • She meant when are you due for a heart attack.

    Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.

    #14 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:39pm by perdix

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  • Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

    #4 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:34pm by kmfyr

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