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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML


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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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That doesn't make sense... it should be right if you did it backwards properly.

#1 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:27am by Lonely_Lez

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Why is this post by Anonymous when you say your name is Lana?

Don't think of the pumpkin as a mistake, but as an epiphany.

1. Put it in your window.
2. See who shows up.
3. Learn to love it up the poop chute.

#7 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:38am by perdix

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