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Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21990) - you deserved it (1544)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by needs_another_loan (man) - United States (Wyoming)

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The wife might have known, and just panicked. ALot of grease fires that spread are because people know it in the back of their mind, but when flames pop up, they panic and do the instinctive thing, grab water.

As for fire dept. bills, some cities and counties do bill for fires. Usually only for large ones, but, city could be run by moneygrybbing asshats.

#19 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:52am by evilhobbitofdoom

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When do you learn that? In grade school? My best friend taught me to shake salt on the grease because salt can't burn so that is how I deal with it or of course a lid or another non flammable cover.

#2 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:43am by Goobian

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