Today, I received an envelope from verizon. I assumed it was my bill. I opened it and saw a visa credit card offer so I quickly snapped it in half to prevent identity theft. Only after playing with the pieces for 10 minutes did I realize that it was my $100 rebate from my new phone. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2009 at 8:54am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • What exactly was your thought process? I'm thinking either:

    "QUICK! Somebody could come into my house, rip the credit card offer out of my hands, run out and go redeem it in my name! I better snap it in half (because that's completely irreparable and would foil the thief) before reading it!"


    "QUICK! I've opened the envelope so now spy satellites can see it through the window! I better snap it in half (so they can't see it anymore because spy satellites don't actually record anything they see) before reading it!"

    #8 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:47pm by null

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    #1 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:37pm by debbtennis

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