By Optimist - 04/08/2009 08:26 - Canada

Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the sending of my text messages. I thought it would be cute to send my boyfriend texts saying, "I love you and sweet dreams" every night at midnight for a month. He broke up with me and now I can't figure out how to stop the texts. FML
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sheagstaz 0

It's FHL because when he brings home another girl it will look like he is cheating. OP you are a genius

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eliz3 0

I would've broken up with you BECAUSE of that crap idea.

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leandra12 0

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zrhcrx 0

Yeah i totally would have broken up with her too, that would REALLY piss me off.

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divineinstrument 2

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jivealive_5 0

I was thinking the exact same thing... It's no wonder he broke up with her getting the same text repeatdly every night!!

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sheagstaz 0

It's FHL because when he brings home another girl it will look like he is cheating. OP you are a genius

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SomeRussianGirl 3

I don't see the big deal, It's kinda cute! It's only one text it's not like she set 20 texts messages to automatically be sent to him.

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Attica 20

@ "divineinstrument" (really?): guys with actual substance generally like to know that they are loved and appreciated. Mature people, regardless of gender, don't see that as "lame" or "naive". What are you, 14? That's just childish and sad. Grow up, or you're just going to grow old in a bachelor apartment by yourself or convince some poor girl to marry you before she realizes what you're really like, and then she takes half your shit for the trouble of having to deal with a jerk.

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Dmaster22 0

Rolf, Looks like someone is gonna be arrested for stalking.. sucks for you op And yup #3 this is the funniest fml ive seen today

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selenes 0

lmao. that's the stupidest idea i have ever heard.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

That's why it didn't work. It was pretty stupid.

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NGM_47 0

Break the phone? lol or shut it off right before midnight, idk if that would stop it though

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

thats might just be the best comment i've ever seen on here...particularly the word slag, though...it just wouldn't have been the same without it.

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eliz3 0

I would've broken up with you BECAUSE of that crap idea.

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tinyphreak 0

Ouch, that actually genuinely sucks.

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deaditegirl 0

I would have broken up with you for sending obnoxious automated texts. YDI, dumb needy bitch.

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coldasfire 23

#189, that's what the thumbs up button is for

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william0090 0

that sucks. and i thought it was a good idea. My girlfriend and i do the same thing, only we say different things than that, and we both enjoy it. I hope you can figure out how to get that fixed..

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