Love and Awkward: Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the...

By Optimist - 04/08/2009 08:26 - Canada

Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the sending of my text messages. I thought it would be cute to send my boyfriend texts saying, "I love you and sweet dreams" every night at midnight for a month. He broke up with me and now I can't figure out how to stop the texts. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 07:49 - Australia - Southport

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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Understandably so

By Sleepless in Fremantle - 27/02/2022 06:01 - Australia

Today, after having insomnia and also being constantly woken in the middle of the night by spam texts, I turned my notifications off and fell asleep, forgetting I had done so - until a few days later when I discovered my friends two day-old text telling me he has incurable cancer. I've apologized profusely, but he’s ghosted me. FML

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sheagstaz 0

Friday 27 May 2011 3:33

It's FHL because when he brings home another girl it will look like he is cheating. OP you are a genius

eliz3 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:13

I would've broken up with you BECAUSE of that crap idea.

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lnsean4 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:28

thats sucks # 129

invisibl3freddy 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:36

That...is...great.

Gaby_peaceandluv 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:56

No wonder he broke up with you. That seems so annoying and needy.

jc21_fml 1

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:07

psycho

bribria 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:29

I love u.haha.I needed and article like that:)

catriona_cd 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:04

ok instead of login in here, and telling us how dumb and clingy you are, why not email the phone's maker?? you know they have contacts and support for that shit. FHL not yours!! He has to look at that shit every morning lol

invisibl3freddy 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:34

Don't stop them, that's funny. Especially if he cheated on you or broke up with you for some stupid reason. Or if he was a douche. That does seem pretty annoying, though. One of my boyfriends used to text me every morning at nine saying "Good morning!" Sure, it was thoughtful [not. He was a douche nozzle] but also annoying. Plus, I'm never up at nine.

invisibl3freddy 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:38

Yeah, I hate getting *waked* up...

theevilpoptart 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 8:09

Back when my boyfriend used to work in the early morning and wake up at 4am, I used to wake up just to send him a text wishing him a good day at work and to tell him I love him. Is that clingy at all??

603050294 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 10:22

I'm with #91. Getting auto-texts every night would drive me nuts.

evlbb2 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:30

No. That is sweet. You are waking up just for him and sending him a message yourself [not prewritten and just resent]. Im sure he appreciates it. Especially since it sounds like a tough job. Also because he sounds like he's awake at the time. Or at least out of bed.