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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 15:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML

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By camerashyguy - 20/09/2014 03:14 - United States - Longview

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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You deserved it 290

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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You deserved it 2 830

By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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Xelabasat 14

Saturday 22 October 2016 10:10

I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"

SauceySarah 30

Saturday 22 October 2016 10:14

That's so goth.

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Xelabasat 14

Saturday 22 October 2016 10:10

I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"

_EnderDoge 22

Saturday 22 October 2016 17:26

One of the funnier comments I've seen.

SauceySarah 30

Saturday 22 October 2016 10:14

That's so goth.

ghetto_child 19

Saturday 22 October 2016 10:27

None of this would've happened if you were Canadian

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 22 October 2016 13:04

Sorry for butting but it's true. Sorry. Did I say I was sorry?

demix_fml 32

Saturday 22 October 2016 10:41

demix_fml 32

Saturday 22 October 2016 10:43

This was meant to be a laughing face ...... OP I'm sure the person will forgive you.

Dilexar 26

Saturday 22 October 2016 12:53

I too have figured out FML is not emoji friendly XD

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 October 2016 11:26

Your rudeness would probably pass for normal in Boston. It wouldn't surprise me if the guy said, "What are you, wicked re-tahd-ed? Pissah!"

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 22 October 2016 12:15

On the bright side, now he probably thinks you're hardcore. Or that you're crazy. Either way, he's less likely to try and mess with you.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 22 October 2016 12:51

I hope you gave him an evil death glare while you said it. Then maybe got some flame jets around you for effect.

graphicstyle7 17

Saturday 22 October 2016 14:51

I know you were embarrassed, but part of me thinks that was awesome.

stryder9090 28

Saturday 22 October 2016 15:02

Sufferin' succotash

kctrl 8

Saturday 22 October 2016 18:37

I'm crying, this is so funny

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