By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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Same thing different taste

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i wouldnt show my parents backdoormidgetamputee.com but whatever floats your boat man.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh, once when I was 16 my dad looked at my history. I had deleted everything the day before.. But I got annoyed with the url and typed f**kingrunescape because it would not load. He swears to this day runescape is a **** site.

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Maybe they would have thought it was cool?? :P

drunkmunkey 24

forever alone with family right there... sounds like he should be in Alabama... too much?

Ya, I'm sure his little brother or sister would have thought so. OP will feel the wrath of the Momster VERY soon.

i wouldnt show my parents backdoormidgetamputee.com but whatever floats your boat man.

frustratedfisting.com is NOT a website to show my family? What?

What about hentaitentaclerape.com can I show my family that? It's just cartoons.

lemonparty.org is a good one...so I've heard...I can show my family that one! ...right?

I was looking for a dog and somebody suggested looking on HappyPuppies.Net so I went to look with my mom...bad idea.

What the **** is "HappyPuppies.Net" ? Don't be curious like me... Don't go there, It's not **** ! Now I have horrible, disturbing images in my mind....

A07 48

Thats why you should use Incognito mode during happy hour.

how would incognito help typing? even if he was incognito he still wouldve typed it.

It wouldn't have auto completed, though, so he could have caught it before it was too late

oh thank you for explaining. i never use incognito.

A07 48

Then I wish you the best of luck and hope you never have the same problem OP did.

#11 incognito does not do auto complete unless you have browsed it on regular mode...

ok now i learned from this comment to never ask a question on fml. lesson learned.

And use chrome with the ad block enabled for all for all private activities. IE can still show suggestions from the browser search provider even if you're using In-Private mode.

Wait... Who has been on my computer... The 3 D's "denied denied and denied "

Depending on how far OP got while typing it in, they may not be able to "deny, deny, deny."

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actually for ANYTHING but to make friends... not only because of trust issues (there are some decent people tho) but because it'll kill your practical social interaction skills

You're assuming OP has any to begin with, but that's a fair point. But if someone's a shut in, it's a good place to start.

Just because OP watches **** doesn't mean they don't have friends.

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6 - thats irrelevant to whether they watch **** or not

Coming from the girl whose profile says single.

Give it a little while and I'm sure your family will look back and laugh :) Unless it's one of those weird sites then sorry OP. Put it down to a lesson well learned.

giantsfan2010 23

Gotta be careful when the url starts with the letter Y.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh, once when I was 16 my dad looked at my history. I had deleted everything the day before.. But I got annoyed with the url and typed f**kingrunescape because it would not load. He swears to this day runescape is a **** site.

recent studies found that **** isn't really addicting. people can get addicted to all sorts of things but **** itself doesn't cause addiction