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Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33274) - you deserved it (19617)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by ThatsNotGrass (man) - Canada

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

#5 - On 08/10/2014 at 10:41am by peacheso

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Hope your lawnmower is okay.

#1 - On 08/10/2014 at 10:41am by brookenicolee29

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