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Today, my parents were screaming so loud about who clogged the toilet that a neighbor called the police because they thought someone was in danger. FML


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On 05/26/2014 at 4:28pm - misc - by dear god why (woman) - United States (Washington)

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It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/

#1 - On 05/27/2014 at 3:21am by ElricMustang

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Plot twist: the neighbour clogged the toilet.

#10 - On 05/27/2014 at 3:31am by fsomelife

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