Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML
Today, in a particularly crowded section of the mall, I felt someone touch my back, several times. My self-defense kicked in, I screamed to attract attention, whipped around and threw a punch. No one was there; It was my ponytail touching my back. People were staring me like I was insane. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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Top comments
krundale 6
Ahhhh the troubles of alcoholism.
mydumblifesucks 20
I think you really overreacted, OP. There are better and more calm ways to react to this situation.
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Comments (45)
cheese_buuuurger 5
I like cheese.
Ramanella 26
Been there, done that. At least you didn't look weird infront of a whole bunch of people, hopefully. Though you may have scared the crap out of the person you yelled at.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
drink me buddy
zandalee 20
Them bloody bottle poking ghosts...
zakkyzebra 11
I can't imagine what was going on through that person's head
Nevermind212 11
The beginning of a Saw movie
colby6666 43
Probably along the lines of, "What, why are they yelling at me?"
nikkon416 13
It's like a child running from his own shadow.
cheese_buuuurger 5
why there is no first comment ?? I m new so please answer
krundale 6
Ahhhh the troubles of alcoholism.
mydumblifesucks 20
I think you really overreacted, OP. There are better and more calm ways to react to this situation.
kylieh72 25
Especially as the OP had only felt the tapping twice. Even if it had been a prankster, that's a fairly low tolerance for tapping.
Nmaredia 4
That's actually kind of funny
olpally 33
You were alone and thought someone tapped you? I'm pretty sure you'd be able to hear someone walking behind you and tapping you. Lol. Just being paranoid is what this is.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Ever been in a high school hallway between classes?