Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML
Today, in a particularly crowded section of the mall, I felt someone touch my back, several times. My self-defense kicked in, I screamed to attract attention, whipped around and threw a punch. No one was there; It was my ponytail touching my back. People were staring me like I was insane. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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krundale 6
Ahhhh the troubles of alcoholism.
mydumblifesucks 20
I think you really overreacted, OP. There are better and more calm ways to react to this situation.
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Comments (45)
midgetism 9
oh god what if it was a ghost, I would just think of that then I'd freak out
worldclassrager 41
Good thing it wasn't paranormal
mchmelev1993 10
LOLOLOL. Happens all the time psssshhh. I would of still laughed at u if i saw u :D jus sayin
smc3106 25
As a law student, you should probably be told: When people say, what sounds really similar to, *would of*, they're actually saying *would've* which means *would have*.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She was corrected on another FML as well.
ZombieVampirez 24
Need some ice for that burn?
wiseKat99 13
Maybe your bottle was just trying to tell you that you needed a drink....
Duggie1339 13
So u didn't realize that no one was reaching under your backpack and touching your back, yet pulling away fast enough for you not even to be able to detect movement? I see...
WeskersSexslave 15
lmfaooo it happened to me but with family so it wasn't embarrassing
daniellemshine 10
Forever alone
sassy2085 16
Warning crazy person in the vicinity
bambam20 11
Happens to the best of people
ayanna_wright 15
400$ down the drrrrrrraaiiiiiinnnnnn