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Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML


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On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

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I think the big question is where is the tattoo located?

#1 - On 04/08/2014 at 8:17pm by Welshite

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Well it's not on your face is it?! I surely hope not. Put on proper clothes to cover it and you'll be fine.

#2 - On 04/08/2014 at 8:18pm by supermansgf

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