Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Mom
United States
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
Slightly homophobic, but OK…
Today, I was pulled into an argument between a woman and her boyfriend. He wanted to buy a jacket and she wanted my opinion, as a gay man, on whether it suited him. I’m not gay, I'm even married to a woman. They were very surprised because apparently I look "super gay." Other shoppers agreed. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Top comments
kcpestwick 15
He should get a shirt saying 'I'm an asshole'
IndicaPaincakes 28
Can he get a shirt saying "I'm a guy"?
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Comments (77)
IndicaPaincakes 28
Can he get a shirt saying "I'm a guy"?
OysterPearls 33
I think it would be cuter for them to wear those matching HE'S MINE/SHE'S MINE t-shirts.
MrDonSalvetti 27
#16: no just NO...!
IndicaPaincakes 28
I personally never thought those shirts to be cute, I think the idea of them isn't that great. What OP needs to do is talk to her boyfriend about this, and if he still insists, then she should probably break up with him.
OysterPearls 33
Well I wouldn't find an "I'm a girl" much better...
lexiieeex3 32
This FML looks oddly familiar...
Zebediabolical 45
Then secretly us a sharpie on it so it says 'I'm a gay'
GreatGeak 8
at least he's not dumping her? :-) bring on the down votes.
apollojon 11
#23 The solution to every relationship problem is not breaking up. If you still think it is, good luck getting married.
kcpestwick 15
He should get a shirt saying 'I'm an asshole'
Kamon97 23
Or an "Im with stupid" shirt :p
Rainhawk94 27
Wow #32, you're worse than op, i guess you're not a classy woman as your profile says
mannatee 19
You bitch
Kamon97 23
I meant OP should get I'm with stupid >.
toxic_walrus 15
I was gonna write that comment but you beat me to it :( and #25 - because the guys a dick
joea21 21
Wow #32 I didn't know being loose was an empowering thing for women. Way to show all those men by banging them before you break up. You should really look into becoming a feminist!
joselgarciac 9
I would wear an "I'm an asshole" shirt...
rocker_chick23 27
32: Hopefully you wind up being alone. You're the reason that many men think women are bitches
Exhaling 12
Get a shirt instead that says "I'm single." You do not need someone like that in your life, OP.
LolliDolly 19
It always makes me sad when FMLs like these don't say "ex-boyfriend".
ThomasBombadil 31
Yep, #3 is right. You deserve more from a significant other.
CJB3228 17
Why is everybody's first reaction to these FML's to dump the guy?
barfcannon 24
In this case, 25, because he was being completely disrespectful.
okudatwo 11
No. That's such an arbitrary way of thinking. It's not that big of a request, unless he tells her to wear it all the time. Think about it from his point of view.
Faddyy6 17
sorry op, but do you look like a guy?
OysterPearls 33
No, she looks like a horse. *sarcasm*
Spyderbane 10
if he thinks she looks like a guy then maybe he is gay and has not realized it yet.
koza 8
Wear more feminine clothes?
LolliDolly 19
I don't see why OP should have to change her style - or wear a shirt like - to help her boyfriend's reputation. Wouldn't he have known what she was like before they dated?
MacItUp 8
I was just waiting for all the politically correct people to jump on you "why should she change? Who cares if she is a chick who dress and looks like a dude!?" The world we live in is a episode of The Twilight Zone. *bracing myself for all the liberal backlash an thumbs down*
PresidentNorth 16
Some people can't handle the truth. Regardless of its nice or not. The truth hurts. We learn to accept it and move on. or fix the ******* problem in general and not complain about it.
thestrangedude 10
Tell him to stop mincing and wearing glitter tops before making you wear that tshirt
yoursucklives 36
wasn't there an fml about a girl buying such a shirt not long ago? maybe he got the idea there. still, he's an ass.
gracehi 33
Yes. I see OP's boyfriend is also a fan of FML.
cyanidesandwich 21
Your boyfriend could've handled it better, maybe buying the two of you a "he's mine, she's mine" pair of shirts? Or maybe not even bringing it up.
adventurousnight 12
Funny how #16 gets downvoted for saying basically the same thing about matching shirts, and this gets upvoted. Anyway, I agree with the matching shirts being a better idea, but he shouldn't have mentioned it in the first place.
glowbaby 15
You realize that 12 comes before 16? 16 was higher because it was a reply, but 12 wrote that first.
MacItUp 8
If people on the street can't tell your sex. And your boyfriend was attracted to you maybe he is gay since he digs a chick that looks like a dude. Go ahead thumbs down me lol the idea makes to make sense for people not to be offended
Merylwen 24
This is stupid for so many reasons. Here's one: relationships are not based on looks.
barfcannon 24
Here's two: sometimes biological sex does not match up with gender identity, and people shouldn't be shunned for how they choose to express themselves on the street.
PresidentNorth 16
Sorry 19 but a lot of relationships are in fact based off looks. And not just the beauty is in the eye of the beholder saying.
kewpiesuicide 29
That's like saying that I'm secretly straight if I date a butch woman...
Mynamewontfi 40
#15 Speaking about making sense, I wish your comment made sense. I want to make a proper reply, but I can't understand half of what you said. could be me though
MacItUp 8
Well if the boot fits. Or in this case if your dating someone who looks IDENTICAL to the gender you claim not to be attracted to, then maybe your infact into that gender. I know heaven forbid girls like boys lol
barfcannon 24
Believe it or not, OP, but there are guys who will actually care for you, regardless of how androgynous you look. My sister gets confused for her husband's son and they just laugh it off and continue being in love.
nelliegw 26
Your username, how ironic...
barfcannon 24
This joke went right over my head, 51. :( Ironic...that my pic is a cat renowned for his hair balls? That my name is barfcannon and yet I can coherently form a sentence? Or that my sister gets mistaken for a young man, which is repulsive to you and makes you wish you were a barfcannon? I hope it's not that last one, I can assure you she is a lovely person.