Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML
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Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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maskedman 9
If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.
WCARlover 34
No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time
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maskedman 9
If he believes that then he'll really be in trouble when he receives his Nigerian Prince e-mail.
ZeroProxy 4
Man have I got a deal for you, for a measly 4k dollars we can make you a proud owner of of the Eiffel Tower, France currently has financial trouble.
PIGaming 21
Its like 1788 all over again...
HersheySquirts 17
What is like 1788?
PIGaming 21
In 1788 France became bankrupt due to its deficit being way higher than its income. This was mainly due to France fighting in the American war of Independence. Im guessing that most people on FML are American. If you are the greatest nation in the world, at least know your own history.
fredward47 16
uhhhhh....that's another countries history...not ours
Unluckymeow 9
60, I know about the French Revolution and why it started, but I don't remember exact dates. You sound like a damn elitist when you say "you're the greatest country in the world, know your own history", which is funny because that's not even our country's history, besides the fact that the French helped the Americans during their Revolution.
StillUsesMyspace 22
Pretty sure the wars France had with Britain between 1600-1815 may have contributed to their massive deficit.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
#62 **** that's ignorant.
WCARlover 34
No, a doctor secretly took a blood sample from him then emailed him the results. Happens all the time
ivydindy13 14
Exactly! If he's freaking out, it might be cause he probably knows its true.
Stazza11 27
Or he could be technologically inept meaning he would freak out at such a situation. Poor guy has a lot of life lessons to learn if that is the case though.
Pleonasm 35
Free blood tests? Yes please.
JMichael 25
Kinda makes me wonder what he's been up to if he believes he has aids.
False_Stupidity 41
Might be someone who heard that you can get viruses by email and came to the conclusion that that you can get AIDS (HIV to be more accurate) this way too.
anticulas 12
sounds like you picked a perfect boyfriend. good job
PenguinBitch 43
My sure his Nigerian uncle, who happens to be a prince, can pay his medical expenses for his aids.
PenguinBitch 43
*I'm
badluckross 21
If he believes a random email, perhaps he shouldn't be having sex yet?
babygurll19 10
He definitely shouldn't be having phone sex either; he might get hearing AIDS
asnakelovinbabe 16
That joke was so terrible and yet I laughed way harder than I should have!
vipirius 18
If you laughed then it wasn't so terrible now was it 33.
martin8337 35
#32 good one lamp.
kilullu 16
#32 your funny :)
holliepong 8
Poor him who did that
Martinez0285 28
unless buttsex with a monkey was involved... I'm sure he will be ok :p
ChristianH39 30
Not sure if joking or just ignorant...
Martinez0285 28
I really hope no one took this statement seriously... If so .. I'm losing what little faith in humanity I have left
Martinez0285 28
And really? You are not sure if that was a joke or a seemingly truthful statement ? Hmm... Your generation worries the living hell out of me lol
meli1195 31
You represent the worst of this generation....
Anumayis 34
ok I'm missing something here. Why is this comment downvoted so much?
ptoka 20
Because that's the stupidest reason anyone has ever come up with for the appearance of AIDS and people always say it.
CobraLazerFace 21
What? And that Nigerian prince won't give me his vast fortune?
junkman6 22
Please don't reproduce with him, the gene pool is already bad enough.
PresidentNorth 16
Well for sure don't need anymore assholes in the world either. Maybe heed your own words?
junkman6 22
The world could use more assholes and less morons.
PresidentNorth 16
Well don't assholes deserve asswhippings to come there way? Or did I not read your comment right on the FML about the rude parents. How much of a contradiction could you impose man.?
junkman6 22
Lol two completely different contexts. Making rude comments about the deceased at a funeral or calling a moron a moron. Shades of grey, it isn't just a shitty book.
Poesbitch 15
I'm just wondering... how old is he? or what's his problem?
ivydindy13 14
I'm going to go on a limb here and say his problem is he thinks he has AIDS...
Poesbitch 15
wow.. I was actually asking if he had a really protected life.. or did something that made him think it was possible for him to have aids (don't answer with having sex)
alphabetta 23
'with having sex'
ItsATwinThing 9
Kissing...cooties and AIDS! (O_O)