Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Spoiled
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Freak
Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Written in ink made from tears
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML
Keep your enemies closer
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
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Fatwahhh 10
At least you have your priorities straight..
Pleonasm 36
If you REALLY want to get over her, watch the Heroes finale and Lost finale; you won't have time to think about her after that.
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Fatwahhh 10
At least you have your priorities straight..
friedpwnadge 25
Girlfriends are temporary, Dexter is forever. Or at least until the season finale.
Aubri244 11
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*Spoiler Alert* I decided he died with Deb when he sailed out into the ocean and I'm content with that.
TunaFireStarter 16
Why would you put a spoiler as a comment? Let alone one in reply to the FIRST comment?!
Curlytwirly22 17
#1 is right forget the bitch go out, get a drink, hook up with some girls and have fun
leary96 15
Just for all the disappointed people #20 is wrong
falon142012 22
20, I looked away when I saw the words "spoiler alert" and thumbed you down through my squinted eyes.
RenoTheRhino 30
20, you could've warned everyone of your spoiler, skipped a few damn margins, and then said what you said. I'm only on season 2..shit.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
OP I AGREE!! I HATED THE WAY DEXTER ENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maggiefox 25
Obviously she wasn't worth it so... Dexter all the way!
ChaCerCam 14
what the flying ****!
Faddyy6 17
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what was in the picture?
TLIBZ 4
I'll take a wild guess here and say OP's girlfriend cheating on him.
Faddyy6 17
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i know she cheated him. but i am interested in the detail of picture
Pleonasm 36
A) Unlikely OP will post a follow-up on this FML. B) Even less likely that he would gives you details on how she cheated on him to you and everyone else here even if he did post a follow-up. So I don't really see the point in your question apart from maybe to show that you're horny for revenge **** or something?
Faddyy6 17
how one picture can describe that she cheated him. kindly you tell me.
lexa1love 16
Maybe it's a picture of her doing some kind of action with a male that is not her boyfriend. A picture of some text messages between the girl and someone else where she admits she had cheated.
Pleonasm 36
25- It depends on OP's definition of cheating. Maybe it's a picture a friend or someone took when they saw OP's girlfriend kissing another person at a party or something. It could be a picture of her a number of possible sexual acts to someone other than OP that that person took, and it found its way to OP or something like that. As the person said above, it could be sexts/incriminating texts between OP's girlfriend and someone else that were captured and sent to OP.
ekwinoks 5
She has someone else's penis in her mouth maybe?
Audem_fml 27
You made your point. Totally agree with you
meli1195 31
What
appletreee 30
Well I guess we know what was more important
dumscivisti 12
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I refuse to accept that there was more than 3 seasons honestly it just went so downhill from there.
SAspring 17
Well 4th season was probably one of the best with trinity killer.
middlenamefrank 8
Eh, I never was a big fan of the Trinity killer story arc. To me, the series peaked in the second season, leveled off with the Jimmy Smits character, stayed pretty consistently good, but then crashed on the rocks when they introduced Hannah McKay in season 7. I've always been a huge Charlotte Rampling fan, and I wish they'd handled her character better in the last season. They should have made her into a sociopathic CREATOR of serial killers, including Dexter -- imagine how epic that would have been!
Pleonasm 36
If you REALLY want to get over her, watch the Heroes finale and Lost finale; you won't have time to think about her after that.
leary96 15
Don't get me started on the heroes finale that was cruel what they did
Rallred32 20
Or just watch land of the lost and never have to do anything because you'll have committed suicide by the end of the first episode.
ocramavaf 15
rumor has it they are bring heroes back while for lost well the writers were lost in weed and jack when they wrote that finale
Bebbo_fml 21
They are actually bringing heroes back. So we can all forget that disappointing last season.
Pleonasm 36
who's to say it's going to be better when it comes back? Just like futurama...
FucYoCouch 13
I went away for camp when they showed a marathon of all of the seasons before the finale of Heroes. I recorded six episodes before said finale, got home, watched them and then proceeded to flip Army Tanks in a fit of a Godzilla-Like rage quit. They plan to do a recap of the show but I feel like the actors who played in the show were so good that the new cast for the show will make me LOATHE the idea of having super-powers.
leary96 15
I just want closure.
Marley_000 14
I might be alone here, but I think the lost finale was alright. It was a bit of a lazy way out for the writers but it still fit in with everything as well as they could manage after introducing 40 ******* plot twists. And admit it. You cried. I cried. We all shared a moment there.
barbsillvy 10
Or maybe, breaking bad? It's just to good!
zaise_chsa 19
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Well you must have not cared about that relationship. YDI for being in a relationship you take less stock in than a television show, and a bad one at that.
littlekellilee 45
Maybe he was invested in the relationship, but suspected that she was cheating. He expected more out of Dexter and was let down, but just had his suspicions confirmed with his girlfriend. He was likely disappointed; but expected it.
cheree21 7
Dexter is NOT a bad television show. YDI!
leary96 15
You obviously haven't seen the finale of dexter
davidpropert 32
It was a rather disappointing finale
SAspring 17
Whole final season was awful. They introduced a handful of New characters all of who died or were pointless (masuka's daughter).
middlenamefrank 8
I got the impression Masuka's daughter was introduced to up the gratuitous nudity quotient....too bad she didn't have much of a rack.
ocramavaf 15
i dident mind it too much really
Marley_000 14
I think we can all agree the last 40 seconds shouldn't have happened.
tayymeds 23
Well, now you have more time to dwell on other show finales.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
God, the list of horrible show finales is plentiful, OP will never have another second to spare on thoughts of his ex. Lost, Heroes, Dexter, House... It's like when a good movie has a shitty ending, except it's way worse because there's not only two hours to get invested in the characters, it's multiple years. Then to be horribly disappointed. Watch the Office finale, OP. Might cheer you up a little and remind you that all hope is not lost for series finales.
Rizzen 27
you need your priorities straightened out, but I'm sorry about the girlfriend dude :/
anon_e_m00se 8
If she was the type to cheat, I think he had his priorities completely straight -- she wasn't worth mourning.
Rizzen 27
hmmm, didn't think of it that way