Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
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Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, my phone received a text which rarely happens. While getting my phone, I stubbed my toe, just to see a message from a telemarketer. Now my toe hurts and I didn’t even want what they were selling. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
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deepunder 17
I get more texts from my mom than anyone else...
tstew97 4
I get most of my texts from your mom too
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Comments (95)
deepunder 17
I get more texts from my mom than anyone else...
ohcheriecherie 20
same, it gets kinda depressing.
LittleBlackbird 20
Those phone bill texts make me feel so needed.
tstew97 4
I get most of my texts from your mom too
persianninja 23
at least you get texts...
Ryanc621 9
Shots fired
JMichael 25
Sadly I can say this too..
kuzzy00 22
Guess OP needs to get out and socialise more, rather than locking himself away like some hermit.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Fyl #1
Angelic_Author 16
FML text buddies anyone? It would solve everyone's text buddy needs. Just a thought.
Bano360 25
I have loads of people who whatsapp message me, but when I get a regular text message I get excited. 99% of the time, it's my mobile network telling me something about a bill or promotion.
deepunder 17
Im going to guess that #17 isnt over the age of 8. Anyhow, most of my friends dont use their phones :p
xx000o 27
I always get them at 3:30am.
TitaniumCarrot 12
Sorry to hear that, OP, maybe you should go meet more people? (:
kdgsmiley 23
Or text them first!
extrasnipes 22
I'd assume op has done that but after it feels annoy and epically if the other person doesn't text back ^
pensacolalady 10
I text people a lot & I barely ever get texts back. I have kids & grands, you'd think they'd text their mom/grandma every once in a while!
Clay_Pidgeon 11
Not trying to be rude but what honestly what teenager wants to text their grandma. I would reply every so often, but wouldn't want grandma to text me on a regular basis. That's just me though, I don't even have grand kids...or kids...
mikbrooke 25
i'd happily text my grandmother on a regular basis. it all depends on how close of a relationship you have and how often you see them, i guess.
DrHail 22
Don't feel bad. That's more texts than I usually get!
magnetic_aura 26
Switch to T-Mobile, I get texts from them a couple times a week!
sweetestbitcheva 14
Maybe you should go out with friends more? Sorry OP you're probably a great person:)
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
First world problems. This is more of a "I need advise forum."
bettyxoxo 11
You're definitely not the only one OP.
redraven88 16
It's better than having that one person who never stops calling you.
infected150 27
That's more than some people can say cheer up OP.
jcurry25 6
Texting is over rated, it's better to have actual personalized conversations with people
appletreee 30
aw don't worry OP same here! Except my mom texts me non-stop hahah
energizerbunny23 18
This fml has by far the most feels
applebramble 22
You must be new on FML . You've seen nothing yet .