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Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (5757)

On 03/14/2014 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Gather some real statistical data and run a multiple regression with an alpha level of .05 to determine what negative characteristics are contributing to your poor friend choices. Then use that to improve. Problem solved. :)

#1 - On 03/14/2014 at 8:40pm by CatchMe25

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He's right it's somewhere between 50 and 60%

#6 - On 03/14/2014 at 8:47pm by horneyhic

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