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Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41899) - you deserved it (8446)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:53am - misc - by deargodthepain (man) - United States

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Awwwwww that's the kind of marriage I want

#1 - On 02/02/2014 at 1:31pm by Silly_Lilly6969

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Your wife is awesome.

#2 - On 02/02/2014 at 1:31pm by Mynamewontfi

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