Miscellaneous: Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher...

By deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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Same thing different taste

By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By woman - 17/11/2012 08:45 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Sunday 2 February 2014 19:31

Awwwwww that's the kind of marriage I want

Mynamewontfi 40

Sunday 2 February 2014 19:31

Your wife is awesome.

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bieebslover11 12

Sunday 2 February 2014 20:33

Hahaha your a man so you can't reach the higher notes. It's called talented when you can . Loool.

worthlessACfan 11

Sunday 2 February 2014 20:34

don't sing in the shower

pussyologist 0

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:29

Just piihb

pussyologist 0

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:31

Just piihb

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:33

Keep trying you'll get it...maybe your wife can do back up...or just try lower songs...

rawrfacexx 16

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:40

Awwww she was trying to help

nes_346 10

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:42

Your wife is an evil mastermind!

Bilbo_Swaggins 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 21:44

ohhhh your life sucks your shower went cold.

perdix 29

Sunday 2 February 2014 22:07

Be glad she didn't try to help you hit the high notes with a nut punch. :)

awilliams44 9

Sunday 2 February 2014 22:40

I would have shut up

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Same thing different taste

No more yodelling

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