Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
by pootie / 12/11/2013 at 8:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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I'm guessing you blew him away.
#2 - On 12/11/2013 at 1:05pm by emily689
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I'm jealous. :o I've never accomplished something like that.
#1 - On 12/11/2013 at 1:04pm by Bradley_Dillon
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