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Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45783) - you deserved it (2638)

On 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

#3 - On 11/12/2013 at 5:47pm by olpally

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People who use the police as petty babysitters are the worst; someone out there could be getting badly hurt in the time it takes for them to play patsy to her bullshit.

Somehow I don't think the police are going to keep coming every time she cries wolf. And seriously, who even moves in that close to their ex? Sounds like she needs to let some baggage go.

#5 - On 11/12/2013 at 5:48pm by Rohawk

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