Miscellaneous: Truth hurts

Truth hurts

By markerThief - 13/10/2013 04:33 - United States - Apple Valley

Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML

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You deserved it 11 063

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:00 - United States - Grove City

Today, a childhood friend reached out to me to apologize for our friendship. He was obviously drunk, and admitted that his parents made him become friends with me so that my dad, their landlord, would be easy on them when the rent was short after his mom lost her job. He said he never really liked me and called me a nerd, before hanging up. FML

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You deserved it 113

Pranked out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 141

You deserved it 1 068

High school is hell

By Ani - 17/12/2021 10:58

Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML

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You deserved it 201

Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 462

You deserved it 103

Tactician

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 02:00

Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML

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You deserved it 306

Sports ball

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 08:01

Today, after almost four years of friendship. My "good friend" blocked me on Facebook, after I joked with him about his team losing. I'm a huge fan of the winning team. FML

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You deserved it 205

Can you be a little more specific?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 10:00

Today, I'm pretty sure I destroyed a friendship irreparably. I was trying to do a nice thing, but it backfired in an awful way. I know it's my fault. I really wanted to be that person's friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 532

You deserved it 305

Overreaction club

By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 052

That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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You deserved it 2 329

By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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You deserved it 8 738

Welshite 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:30

You monster!

Kalipczo 21

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:36

Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.

Comments

Welshite 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:30

You monster!

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 13 October 2013 15:52

You monster frisbee!

soccerstar1996 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 18:15

This was way below the belt OP

CanadiAnM8 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 22:00

2 things. OP, HOW COULD YOU TAKE GLOW IN THE DARK MONSTERS. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE MARKERS, BUT THEY WERE GLOW IN THE DARK! Shame on you OP. Shame on you. And #1 why the hell are you always one of the top 5 to comment?

orris 5

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:31

He must have seriously loved those markers..

whiteboy896 9

Sunday 13 October 2013 14:01

I dont think you understand the heart felt relationship between a kid and their special markers/pens. Ive been there before and let me tell you, it broke my heart

cherryllollo 7

Sunday 13 October 2013 16:53

man, if you had cool markers, life was grand. I felt like Monet with my smelly markers.

Missyeru 14

Monday 14 October 2013 2:45

What if they were glow in the dark and scented markers?! I'd ignore your texts too!

Kalipczo 21

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:36

Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.

mFUNdo21 17

Sunday 13 October 2013 17:20

do they still make glow in the dark markers?

Kalipczo 21

Sunday 13 October 2013 18:15

Someone somewhere does. That's what the Internet is for.

JohnTheLad 13

Sunday 13 October 2013 19:46

Now ya have me searching the Internet to find out... Yep, seems like they still do make them. Just requires a trip to an Arts & Crafts store. :D

TheFunnyTroll 3

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:39

Heartless son of a bitch

Unionbay47 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:40

I believe your comment is invalid.

ewmoldycheese 14

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:43

Hmmm stolen glow in the dark markers sounds quite specific... You sure you didn't steal them?

BillMurray_fml 12

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:43

"Where am I? Who am I? Why am I here?" -BewilderedHooker

evan_7899 28

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:48

Your relationship really glows through when stuff like that happens

lillypatter 13

Sunday 13 October 2013 13:48

Maybe he's joking as well?? :D

sasonzal 4

Sunday 13 October 2013 15:18

Glow in the dark markers.(DMX voice) its not a ******* game

spluver0005 17

Sunday 13 October 2013 14:07

Wow. Someone's a little bitter aren't they?

ddlovatolover 23

Sunday 13 October 2013 16:51

My parents bought me a new set of colored pens when I was in the first grade, and I lost the set(now that I think about it, someone might have taken it) and they yelled at me and hit me so many times that it would've sent any kid scuttling for cover. OP's friend could've been punished for losing his markers and maybe missed out on some stuff because his parents didn't want to buy them for him because he seemed irresponsible. I don't quite believe 'bitter' is the right term to describe him here.