Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, a childhood friend reached out to me to apologize for our friendship. He was obviously drunk, and admitted that his parents made him become friends with me so that my dad, their landlord, would be easy on them when the rent was short after his mom lost her job. He said he never really liked me and called me a nerd, before hanging up. FML
Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML
Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML
Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML
Today, after almost four years of friendship. My "good friend" blocked me on Facebook, after I joked with him about his team losing. I'm a huge fan of the winning team. FML
Today, I'm pretty sure I destroyed a friendship irreparably. I was trying to do a nice thing, but it backfired in an awful way. I know it's my fault. I really wanted to be that person's friend. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Today, after I tried to give a friend I had for ten years a second chance, after we had a bad falling out because it was "too much for her" that I had a life changing accident and was not upbeat about it, needless to say she has been obnoxious these past 6 months and I should not have let her selfish butt back in. FML
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Welshite 40
You monster!
Kalipczo 21
Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.
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Welshite 40
You monster!
SmuggletheBudgie 15
You monster frisbee!
soccerstar1996 18
This was way below the belt OP
CanadiAnM8 24
2 things. OP, HOW COULD YOU TAKE GLOW IN THE DARK MONSTERS. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE MARKERS, BUT THEY WERE GLOW IN THE DARK! Shame on you OP. Shame on you. And #1 why the hell are you always one of the top 5 to comment?
orris 5
He must have seriously loved those markers..
whiteboy896 9
I dont think you understand the heart felt relationship between a kid and their special markers/pens. Ive been there before and let me tell you, it broke my heart
cherryllollo 7
man, if you had cool markers, life was grand. I felt like Monet with my smelly markers.
Missyeru 14
What if they were glow in the dark and scented markers?! I'd ignore your texts too!
Kalipczo 21
Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.
mFUNdo21 17
do they still make glow in the dark markers?
Kalipczo 21
Someone somewhere does. That's what the Internet is for.
JohnTheLad 13
Now ya have me searching the Internet to find out... Yep, seems like they still do make them. Just requires a trip to an Arts & Crafts store. :D
TheFunnyTroll 3
Heartless son of a bitch
Unionbay47 10
I believe your comment is invalid.
ewmoldycheese 14
Hmmm stolen glow in the dark markers sounds quite specific... You sure you didn't steal them?
BillMurray_fml 12
"Where am I? Who am I? Why am I here?" -BewilderedHooker
evan_7899 28
Your relationship really glows through when stuff like that happens
lillypatter 13
Maybe he's joking as well?? :D
sasonzal 4
Glow in the dark markers.(DMX voice) its not a ******* game
spluver0005 17
Wow. Someone's a little bitter aren't they?
ddlovatolover 23
My parents bought me a new set of colored pens when I was in the first grade, and I lost the set(now that I think about it, someone might have taken it) and they yelled at me and hit me so many times that it would've sent any kid scuttling for cover. OP's friend could've been punished for losing his markers and maybe missed out on some stuff because his parents didn't want to buy them for him because he seemed irresponsible. I don't quite believe 'bitter' is the right term to describe him here.