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Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 12:33am - misc - by markerThief (man) - United States (California)

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You monster!

#1 - On 10/13/2013 at 7:30am by Welshite

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Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.

#4 - On 10/13/2013 at 7:36am by Kalipczo

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