Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a childhood friend reached out to me to apologize for our friendship. He was obviously drunk, and admitted that his parents made him become friends with me so that my dad, their landlord, would be easy on them when the rent was short after his mom lost her job. He said he never really liked me and called me a nerd, before hanging up. FML
Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML
Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML
Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML
Today, after almost four years of friendship. My "good friend" blocked me on Facebook, after I joked with him about his team losing. I'm a huge fan of the winning team. FML
Today, I'm pretty sure I destroyed a friendship irreparably. I was trying to do a nice thing, but it backfired in an awful way. I know it's my fault. I really wanted to be that person's friend. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Today, after I tried to give a friend I had for ten years a second chance, after we had a bad falling out because it was "too much for her" that I had a life changing accident and was not upbeat about it, needless to say she has been obnoxious these past 6 months and I should not have let her selfish butt back in. FML
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Welshite 40
You monster!
Kalipczo 21
Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.
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Comments (84)
Treveyon56 14
The on below this one about the mother who was bragging to her boyfriendless daughter how she was pregnant at 16.
NikkiAmber09 12
Your friendship must not have been a strong one if it took something as petty as that to break off the friendship. Sorry OP. FYL
MusicBox1011 2
Woooooaaaahhhh!!! Shit just got deep
Chris93Jones 20
you don't **** around with a man's glow in the dark markers.
TruelilBunny 7
Hopefully He's joking Too?
Xotoolyxo 16
How could you OP ));
Heathtastic 10
OP you're worse than Pol Pot, Hitler and Saddam put together.
goth_pixie 15
I let a friend borrow a book cover for the year. It was last year and she said she lost it. I saw it on her book. Maybe she had the same one? No. It has my name on it. Wtf? Good luck with that, OP
worldclassrager 41
Glow in the dark markers were the shit...and still are...even though it was a joke still I don't blame him...
kyla_milan13 5
What kind of asshole steals glow in the dark markers? You're lucky he didn't press charges dick head. I hope those markers were worth it. Lol jk
MusicBox1011 2
I would probably have cut a bitch :p cuz really those type of markers sound freaking awesome