Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a childhood friend reached out to me to apologize for our friendship. He was obviously drunk, and admitted that his parents made him become friends with me so that my dad, their landlord, would be easy on them when the rent was short after his mom lost her job. He said he never really liked me and called me a nerd, before hanging up. FML
Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML
Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML
Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML
Today, after almost four years of friendship. My "good friend" blocked me on Facebook, after I joked with him about his team losing. I'm a huge fan of the winning team. FML
Today, I'm pretty sure I destroyed a friendship irreparably. I was trying to do a nice thing, but it backfired in an awful way. I know it's my fault. I really wanted to be that person's friend. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Today, after I tried to give a friend I had for ten years a second chance, after we had a bad falling out because it was "too much for her" that I had a life changing accident and was not upbeat about it, needless to say she has been obnoxious these past 6 months and I should not have let her selfish butt back in. FML
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Welshite 40
You monster!
Kalipczo 21
Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.
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Comments (84)
Fuzzybear345 1
Easy fix: Buy him a new really nice pack of markers, and give it to him as a present! Be sure to tell him you were joking in the first place though. :)
Incitus 9
Any one else flip through the comments on the other FML to see if she tried again?
angeljade1234 22
How could you!!!
imlifeless2 25
bewildered hooker, why are all the.comments I've seen from you buried? TAKE A HINT, DAMNIT!
illegalbeagle69 23
The friendship OBVIOUSLY didn't mean anything to you if you... *turns away in disgust*..stole his glow in the dark markers..
Scaleon1 14
Glow-in-the-dark markers are some damn serious business, bro.
dansco 25
You are an idiot!
krakhd 15
thief
LMO3825 4
Don't f*ck with a man's markers! Ladies, this applies to crayons, colored pencils, etc.
jeragonm 15
Ooh, dude. You gotta make that right.