Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
by uglynerd / 05/25/2013 at 8:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games.
Turns out you can put a price on virginity!
#2 - On 05/26/2013 at 4:46am by Pleonasm
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Cook meth to spite them.
#3 - On 05/26/2013 at 4:46am by ozpunker
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