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Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50737) - you deserved it (4410)

On 05/25/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by uglynerd (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games.
Turns out you can put a price on virginity!

#2 - On 05/26/2013 at 4:46am by Pleonasm

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Cook meth to spite them.

#3 - On 05/26/2013 at 4:46am by ozpunker

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