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Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31964) - you deserved it (2437)

On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Track her down and get your stuff back!

#3 - On 01/02/2013 at 4:23pm by BoodaShun

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It took your roommate a whole year to case the joint? She's got to be the worst burglar in the history of the world.

#4 - On 01/02/2013 at 4:24pm by DocBastard

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