mybluedream

About Mybluedream

Quickly! If you look off the horizon there you can see the last fuck I gave about your opinion fly away! My names Chase, just like the bank, yes. I smoke weed. Daily. Love it. Almost more than how I love my Jack. Straight. I listen to a lot of metal. Screamo. Some rap every now and then. Don't watch that much tv. A movie here and there. I'd like to think I'm pretty mind blowing, so shoot me a message if you're down to chat.

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Mybluedream's favorite FMLs

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Stacy - / Saturday 21 March 2009 00:43 / United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 27 January 2012 22:03 / United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:40 / United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it