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Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML


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And everything turned to shit

#1 - On 12/16/2012 at 12:50pm by stevenJB

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I hate when you can't take a shit in peace. You should have yelled to him to come back later when you were done.

#4 - On 12/16/2012 at 12:51pm by ICastillo

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