By mom - 06/12/2012 19:23 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML
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godhelpusall111 12

What the hell did you do that for?

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godhelpusall111 12

What the hell did you do that for?

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NeatNit 32

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crazytwinsmom 25

She could have asked the daughter, instead of just assuming and being obnoxious.

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The_Creeper_fml 8

She did it because she didn't want to change any of the stereotypes we have about inlaws.

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BeforeItWasCool 12

21- Still very rude. If he had simply being lazy, the guy's a grown man, it's not of OP's business. No need to interfere like that OP!

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hihome 7

Im sure a simple "Will your husband be getting up soon? Its almost noon." Would have worked 10x better.

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dhenri 9

Either way, she was in his house, she shouldn't have been rude to him in his own house.

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doctorhook86 24

OP is passive-aggressiveness at its worst.

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cameron194 9

If I was the husband I probably would have done a lot more than just throw a shoe lol.. Nothing drastic, simply and calmly say "please get the **** out of my house.. If you're going to be this rude , obnoxious and intrusive .. You can stay away permanently"

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Harpy20 24

I used to work shifts that were 14+ hrs because I had two jobs. I would have been homicidal. She's lucky she only got the shoe.

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Grauncho 27

Not **** your life, just **** you.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

OP, you sound like you act like a typical mother in law. Always thinking the worst. Why?!

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oceanrain 4

Who goes to visit people before noon anyways?

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gc327072 30

47- it's one thing to have a rude person, but when their ass is rude too, it's too much.

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MelTheGreat 23

I've dealt with some rude asses in my life. Stinky, too.

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AtomicRebirth 11

This is what you get for not only making dumb assumptions, but also making other people's living habits your business. YDI

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Bitch mother-in-law being a bitch. You have no damned right to call the man your daughter has chosen to spend her life with a "lazy ass." Get ******.

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botanistjessica 24

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saksxalmo 20

Asexuals, children, and inmates in prison.

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dead247 13

pretty sure inmates in prison want to get ******. just not by other inmates....well majority.

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LemonLolly 10

You should have waited till he was up to ask him, not acted like a total bitch

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jojimugo 20

Actually I don't think she has a right to ask a grown man in his house why he is sleeping in

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ICastillo 24

See what happens when you're a ass. He put a foot in your mouth for you.

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