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Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML


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On 10/31/2012 at 8:40pm - misc - by hallofail (man) - United States (Alabama)

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Was your light on???

#2 - On 11/01/2012 at 3:38am by suboy

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Well that sucks. At least you can eat the candy. My house got wiped out of all the candy by all the trick r treaters. Maybe next year.

#1 - On 11/01/2012 at 3:38am by gjortx

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