By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
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Sneekert 4

Well... they are not. they are usually a couple of degrees colder to keep errors during sperm production down. Tell him he messes up his sperm by warming the balls with his hands.

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Angel1000168 16

Run. Now. Or ask to be moved. Practically beg. Your choice.

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Angel1000168 16

Run. Now. Or ask to be moved. Practically beg. Your choice.

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alyspar2 5

Today, we got new seats in class today. Huh?

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danivolley64 10

I do that a lot, easy mistake... Don't attack me!

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oj101 33

OP, remember to never lend him your pen, or borrow his!

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SMD_emilyy 1

At least you don't have to worry about falling asleep in that class..

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chickenflem 8

Tell him "not as hot as the pussy" maybe he will move. XD

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iOceanus 18

51 - Or think that's hot :P Seriously, no pun intended. Anyway, you never know with creeps!

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license2chill 5

51, what if the guy starts rubbing them, or worse, the shaft, just to get them warmer, because of what you have said, lol

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Sneekert 4

Well... they are not. they are usually a couple of degrees colder to keep errors during sperm production down. Tell him he messes up his sperm by warming the balls with his hands.

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Drigr 9

Yep, thats why the scrotum can expand and contract. A guys balls work off their own thermometer. Too cold and they get closer to his body to try and warm up off of his core, too hot and they sag away to try and lower their temperature. I always thought the armpits were one of the "warmest" places in the body, since putting your hands there keeps them close to your core, as well as allowing you to surround them.

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onlychildFTW 33

The balls are the warmest place when in tighty whities. They can't lower to get away from the heat. And it will create a lower sperm count. But stop wearing tighty whities and sperm count goes back to normal in a few days. Or so I've heard.

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Inheritance 10

Or you can not tell him, then he can't reproduce any weirdos like him?

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DarwinWillFixIt 11

It's probably a good idea that he does raise his temperature and kills off his sperm. Should he really have an opportunity to reproduce?

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cajekraze 7

The guy is not a creep. He's just warming his hands and wanted to explain so you didn't think he was playing with himself. Many guys do this, but usually not so blatantly.

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Quiet_one 22

I was about to say exactly that, #2. I mean, if you're going to totally creep someone out you should at least have all your facts right.

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Silent_Thrill 17

Woah woah woah, now! That's just wrong!! ... The anus is the warmest place on the body. Geez... what a creep.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

I was just clarifying, in case others questioned the flawless logic. Is this a problem for you? If so, kiss my warm place-hole :)

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blcksocks 19

And that's when you kick him in the nuts and say "they are also the most painful..."

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lemonademixer 7

ha. that was kinda funny

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VonGore 6

Probably just an excuse so he can keep his hands in his pants.

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Demonfish 14

6- somehow, I don't think it will be that successful a method of seduction, just a hunch..

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

#17 I don't know... I hear women like ballsy men.

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DKjazz 20

It's his way of letting you know he doesn't want you to ask to borrow his pencils.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

That's...wow yeah that's pretty disturbing hahaha.

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AidenSurvival 7

That's a lie! Maybe he should invest in gloves. And you, a restraining order perhaps?

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iamzikang 17

Is that the guy who was caught filing his nails in class?

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