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Today, my aunt brought me a birthday present. I quickly figured out that she'd simply returned the jacket I let her borrow two years ago for my brother's graduation party. It reeks of cigarette smoke and alcohol. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20471) - you deserved it (1617)

On 10/13/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by bubblebuttfuckfart (woman) - Ireland

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Gift it back to her for Christmas!!

#1 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:27pm by KrazieKleo

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That username.

#7 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:32pm by JustDerpin

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